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2017-01-18 10:12:15

 

CNN hires Rick ‘Frothy Mix’ Santorum to do political analysis

Rick “Frothy Mix” Santorum will join CNN as a political analyst according to an announcement he made on social media. The notoriously anti-gay former Senator and former presidential candidate is one of the LGBT community’s most loathed politicians.

Santorum made so many offensive and ridiculous comments while in office that in 2003 Dan Savage suggested turning his name into something so disgusting it would always pop up at the top of online searches for Santorum’s name. The end result was coining the definition of “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex”.

David Fahrenthold and Wesley Lowery from the Washington Post, J.D. Vance of National Review and Salena Zito from the Washington Examiner will also join the political lineup. Former Philadelphia police commissioner and chief of the Metropolitan Police Department in Washington, Charles Ramsey, will also come on board as a law enforcement expert.

Fahrenthold first reported on Donald Trump‘s braggadocious confession about sexually assaulting women to Access Hollywood host Billy Bush on board a bus.


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