10:38, July 05 91 0

2018-07-05 10:38:05


Yesterday’s liberal civil war has been rescheduled. Please inform your friends.

After Alex Jones claimed that liberals would start a second Civil War on the 4th of July, the internet quickly devolved into two opposing sides: Those who believed the crackpot conspiracy theorist and those who mocked the sheer craziness of it all.

After all, what good progressive would schedule a massive protest without posting it on Facebook? Why didn’t we get invites?! We’d have brought brownies.

Twitter users spent the weekend writing #secondcivilwarletters to send home from the front lines of the imaginary snowflake uprising with hilarious results. Even celebrities and politicians got involved – including Republican Senator Orrin Hatch.

But what happened to the civil war that never happened? It got rescheduled. Tell your friends so we’re ready next time.

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And just for fun, here’s the video that started it all.

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